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How about ...
... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.
There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.
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My, My You have been busy today Faith!!
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
:smileybatting_eyelashes:
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There was a young lady from France,
Who decided to take just one chance.
For an hour or so,
She just let herself go,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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LOL Thalamus
I'm beginning to run out!!!!
There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
There was never a sound
For miles around
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
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My, My You have been busy today Faith!!haha, it's all good fun
There was a young gal from Calcutta
Whose fellow proclaimed her a nutter
As he reached for the tube
For a large blob of lube
She’d already begun using butter
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There was a young man of dumeries,
who said to his girl if you please,
it would give me great buss,
"If while playing with this"
you would pay some attention to these!
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hehehehe still a few more yet..:smileygrin:
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical....
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ok, one for Kee:
There was a young laddie called Kee
Who invited Miss Faith round for tea
It was set out for two
But she needed the loo
So she dashed up the stairs for a wee
Haha you're welcome anyday in my loo
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There was a sexy midwife called Faith
Whose patient exploded in her face
Wiping away the placenta
Faith explained at the the birth centre
"If I'm attacked again then I'll use mace:smileycool:
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I created a monster.
(And a very funny one at that)